FireReadyAim

Of course he does.

"I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it".

solid matilda reference, unless the movie was referencing something else, in which case I am happier thinking it's from matilda.

I've seen some porn stars who are fantastic at their job. Most aren't though.

That makes me feel A LOT better.

How exactly do you believe that cameras work?

Do you think there's some expansive face database that all banks have?

Do you think that all police departments have a hundred crack detectives just sitting around waiting to solve thefts?

Here is how it went down:

Bank calls the cops, an officer shows up, takes a report, takes a copy of the tape. Doesn't recognize the guy, doesn't match any outstanding warrants, nobody was hurt, goes into a file somewhere. The end.