Frankeh

You'll understand when you're older..

^Bants.

I thought she said 'Star crossed lovers' as in Romeo and Juliet..

My TED talk is entitled "How to Make Love Like a Jeopardy Champion."

What is premature ejaculation, Alex.

something inside me just kind of said "do it."

That would be the beer.

You need to somehow top stealing that birthday cake.. The publicity from that got you a shitload of fans/downloads.

Also I saw your kickstarter page.. Pretty cool idea! Kinda made me want to donate $10,000 incase you get mad famous and then I'd be able to crash all your gigs and fuck groupies and shit.