GF-in-a-trivial-coma

Have you ever gotten on the Captain's shit list and ended up getting stuck in the cage with an overweight mormon where you had to impress a badass Sergeant to give you a second chance?

You seem to be familiar with the geopolitics of the region and the regime, so it is strange to me that you answer with "Haha no, of course not."

There is a precedent for the question asked, from countries much less brutal to their people than the DPRK. I'm glad you haven't run into trouble but hopefully this "sport is separate from politics" ideology doesn't make you turn a blind eye to DPRK activities.

Ok gotcha that makes more sense, I was a little concerned that you thought that was outside the realm of possibility, and yeah I fully expect that you would not experience or see any of that even if it was going on. You are keeping those N. Korean athletes safe by being too crappy to beat them ;)

Turns out it was just the pizza guy