GMLW

I like you.

Is Nic Cage really as awesome as he seems on TV/on the internet?

Also, why isn't every character in this movie played by Nic Cage? For that matter, why isn't every character in every movie ever played by Nic Cage?

This needs to be answered. I don't live in Mack's district, but I'm very interested in his answers to these questions.

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Have you ever had to prosecute someone you thought was innocent or defend someone who you thought was guilty/admitted to you they were guilty? How did you feel about that?