Geschirrspulmaschine

Hey, aren't you from....ah nevermind.

Save for the judge! WOODY HARRELSON WOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT THE ONION!

This is going to blow your mind then...

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS432US432&q=holding+up+the+leaning+tower+of+pisa&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45175338,d.b2I&biw=1517&bih=741&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=yHBsUe3tO-qg2QXdnYGQDg

Lawyer screwed me.

In the locks I've been through in a kayak, there's either a rope dangling into the water that rings a bell, or an electric buzzer at water level for smaller boats. The operator hears the bell and comes out to tell you what to do.