HaloVortex

you can't just drop the name "mayo guy" and then not elaborate.

edit: why is this getting upvoted. cut it out.

I told you fuckers to cut it out.

See what happens when you don't listen?

Okay, I've had a straight cath before. It really didn't hurt that bad. It stung for like five seconds and then RELIEF.

Of course, I was waking up after a failed suicide attempt and had 1.2 litres of urine that I couldn't piss out, so they had to straight cath me.

And yes, it was 1.2 litres of urine. They measured it.

I imagine the surgery you were awake and fully aware for was easily the most excruciating pain you have ever, and hopefully will ever be in.

Have you ever been through something that came close to matching that level of pain? If so, what was it?

As morbid as this is, at the time of the surgery, did you wish you had died, rather than survived and had to go through that?

I'm glad you survived, and it's legitimately heartwarming to see you being so positive.

So now that my serious questions are taken care of, I have to ask.

Which do you think would hurt worse, the c-deff, or sticking two toothpicks just underneath the toenail of your big toe and then slamming it into a wall?