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Do you think there are members of the cult of Scientology reading this AMA?

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Mark, you were one of those statistics. Just a random dude that suddenly dies on the street. Just chalked up to a mystery of medicine on why you died.

Instead of that happening, some sort of magical feat happened that change the very fabric of time and allowed you to know the beast that stalks you. You not only know it's name, but when it will come. You have been given weapons to fight, and the will to keep going. You're a fucking hero Mark.

EDIT: Wow so many people freaking out over me calling Mark a hero. So I'm going to have to explain why he's a hero. A hero is someone that stands up to the thing that calls his name at night, that wants his head on a pike. A hero knows his death is standing on his road, and he keeps fucking walking forward. There are many kinds of heroes out there, and Mark is now one of them. He knows what is coming, and he is sharing his knowledge of death and what will try to claim him with you. So raise a fucking glass for this man, and stay on your road, you're on it for a reason.

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Are you... the best a man can get?

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Noooo it's Gilette

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Right on man. You keep on living, all this time is a gift you were given. Go have an amazing time with each moment.