IcarusRisen

"The rare two-dicked man in his natural habitat... Here he is trying out his mating call for the even more elusive double-vaginaed woman.. 'Yes, hey Janice... Not much, what about you?... Das coo, das coo... Lemme holla attcha'"

Sweet, and because I know someone who's cousins with Sarah Jessica Parker, that means he's definitely within six degrees of Kevin Bacon!!

And have you ever masturbated while the plane was on autopilot?

Surely you're not referencing Airplane...

This dude's gonna jerk off.