Itsthejoker
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Itsthejoker91 karma
My girlfriend sends me this IM from work today:
"Did you see mittensmuggler made it through his surgery
i'm so happy for him, and the female population of the world
I replied:
"...why the female population?"
Response:
"did you see how attractive he is? DAYUM"
tl;dr: congratulations on surviving, you handsome schmuck
Itsthejoker38 karma
I used to work with a pair of female twins with albinism in Ohio a few years ago. I don't remember their names, but I didn't actually know there were two of them until I greeted the wrong one and she gave me a death glare. I'm not really sure why I wrote this.
Itsthejoker130 karma
Not biodegradable.
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