John_Romaniello

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

A best-selling book would be pretty sweet, too.

Because it's hard, and a lot of guys are pussies.

I tried it once. Didn't take.

Probably none. One time, when I was a camp counselor, a 5 year old camper (LL Cool J's daughter, actually) punched me in the nuts and I went down like a stone. I've since learned to fear 5 year olds.

Ah! Correct. I should have added attribution.

Correction: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women." - Arnold, as Conan.