Karma_Chamillionaire

You should really get a waterproof Superman costume. You could wear it while surfing, and that would be perfect.

Hello Jerry
Did you ever learn to surf?
In your adulthood, have you bought a superior Superman costume to the one that you wore on Halloween as a child?

If you're not into the whole brevity thing

Do you have to go through airport security every day before going to work? If so, do you get paid for the time you're in security?

I'm going to Vegas next month. What do I need to do while I'm there? I've been before, but you seem like an expert. I'll only be there for one night, so I have the make the most of it.