Kijafa

The year is 2035, and Joel (the son of Brooke and Mario) loses the grandparents who raised him from a baby in a freak bingo-hall explosion. Wrought with grief, Joel searches through his grandparents' attic. There he discovers an old box marked "Brooke". Amongst the dusty dildos and anal beads he happens upon an old smartphone, which miraculously turns on. In it he finds a picture of Mario, his long lost father, and his mother. He also finds the contact info for seven other women. Now Joel must follow in his father's footsteps, and track down the seven slutty MILFs who may hold the secret of his father's whereabouts. And it might just take a little extra persuasion to get these horny MILFs to open up.

Edit: On his journey of paternal discovery, Joel will have to overcome many trials. Such as:

• A hot MILF who knew Mario, worried about her step-daughter's possible addiction to a sex-robot, asks for Joel's help to arouse her daughter back into real life. Perhaps together they can show the girl that nothing is as good as the real thing.

• One of Mario's first flings is now a respected professor studying human sexuality. In exchange for information about his father Joel must help her complete a couple sexperiments.

• An old booty-call of Mario's suffers from amnesia, and holds vital information to Mario's whereabouts. What can Joel possibly do to remind her of her old lover?

I heard one of you guys had talked to /u/Shitty_Watercolour a while back about making a book or something, any word on that?

His name's Ron Paul but you better call him Doctor,

If there was a test for bravery he'd be sitting as the proctor.

He's a political Marley 'cause he'll stand up for your rights

In a legislative battle he never shies away from fights.

When it comes to liberty he's your man up on the hill

He's a man who's many things, but not one of them's a shill.

His principles so hard that it's borderline obscene

And we'll put him in the White House in twenty-sixteen!

So basically not what Yishan did then.

Pamela would you rather adopt one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?