L_U_R_K_E_R

/u/hectorica, it doesn't get much better than this.

This could be the answer to any one of those three questions. I'd like to think it's no. 3.

Kipperpig, the guinea pig, just wanted Sir Attenborough's kind words of piggy approval. :(

... A chimpanzee must have got him :'(

His silence regarding Scotland speaks volumes. cough

^{With love - England.}