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Laffenor31 karma

He clearly hasn't found anyone providing double condoms yet.

Laffenor13 karma

"Joseph Only Lives Once"

His step-son, on the other hand...

Laffenor3 karma

Makes sense. Don't need a big penis if they can swim the rest of the way on their own.

Laffenor3 karma

It really was. This is hilarious!

Laffenor2 karma

Even so, balls don't have mucous membrane (no STD transfer), and if sperm comes out of them to make your partner pregnant, you have bigger problems.