Lilday

Do you err need like... any volunteers?

EDIT oh God what have I done

I was volunteering to pack, not to be packed!

Ramen. Him and Walt practically lived off of that stuff.

If I could be at a point in my life where I can say "Asa Akira told me my jizz tastes delicious" I would 100% accept a slow and painful death of diabetes, with no complaints.

If I was stuck on a desert island and only allowed to take 1 porn movie, it would be probably one of your nuru scenes.

What would yours be?

What the holy Jesus fuck

I'm half tempted to enroll on a masters and pay you to do it in 12hrs just to see what happens

edit to be clear I'm joking and would never do this

Took me 4 years to get my degree. I don't fancy another one just yet.