LittleOni

Absolutely true.

And if any ladies ask about the scar: Shark attack. Don't give a fuck if you live in the Mojave, or wherever. Goddamned shark attack. While saving the cutest fucking baby ever conceived.

For a moment I was just kind of curious as to where this guy was going. Then I thought to myself, "Man... Dude's a fuckin' weird one, throwing' the creep vibe out so hard." Then I scrolled up and read the user name, and laughed pretty hard... I am easily amused.

Watchpeopledie has you covered for days, on that topic.

If you could interview any professional wrestler, alive or dead, who would it be and what you ask them?

Personally, I think I’d go with Junkyard Dog. I had his big ass, oversized rubber wrestler toy that weighed a million pounds and could kill Superman, with the plastic chain and I LOVED it. And I had the chance to see him at the last ECW Wrestlepalooza in Atlanta, before he passed. He was just one of the coolest wrestlers to me.

Once you get over that bad ass badge of telling death to fuck off being a bad thing: Sharks.