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LurkingisFun566 karma

"Alright, so what i'm planning is- now bear with me here-, what i'm gonna do- bear with me- i'm gonna take a baby, yeah? Bear with me, okay? I'm gonna take the baby, and i'm gonna smear it in- now i know this is ridiculous sounding, but bear with me- i'm gonna smear it in oil, and i'm gonna take a match yeah? And i'm gonna light the baby a birthday cake, and apologize profusely to it's parents for doing such a horrible thing.
And then i'm going to stab their dog."

LurkingisFun48 karma

"I had to go to ASDA'S the other day, and buy my own shopping. It was dreadful."