MagnificentJake

Gallows humor, a common coping mechanism for people with stressful and emotionally taxing jobs.

If you had met my ex-girlfriend, you would never doubt the existence of an "Irrational Period"

And you should probably take a look at this: Surprise! and talk to this: z3phyr13 Redditor.

That's a great question, but she appears to have fielded a bunch of softballs and split.

Psh, make me.