ManicParroT

If it was just self defence, why did you have to accept any charge at all?

Did the guy you stabbed survive?

I laughed hysterically at this entire comment chain, then I felt a little bad because of what happens to real victims, like OP.

Nice, guys.

The machine gun nest was next to a haystack about a hundred yards away. The haystack was a panzer, disguised as a haystack

Well shit.

We need to talk about your flair.

A 5 hour flight is still like a year of pay for most people.