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MartianLens9 karma

What must I do, for you to give me a key to your harsh lands Conan King?!

MartianLens6 karma

I have lived, loved, burned with fire as you told me when you got me off the cross. For over a year I have spilled the blood of my enemies in the sands. Now with the new world dawning I wish to bring my mate into this world. But alas, I need a key for this.

MartianLens2 karma

Conan! I am trying to convince my girlfriend to brave the sands with me. What should I do to change her mind?!