MartinSchou

Massively underrated joke.

She did say they were dwarf goats, right?

I'll supply the tea and biscuits.

I don't mean to sound like a prude, but I think you should also supply the paint and the painting equipment ...

Pierce Brosnan disarmed her in Golden Eye.

Who would win a rally stage?

• Rutledge Wood driving with you as the co-driver.
• James May driving with former Stig Ben Collins as the co-driver.

Who would win a fashion contest?

• Jeremy Clarkson
• Rutledge Wood