I find that the key to pronouncing long English towns is giving up halfway and hoping the first half rounds up.

Just one in the middle? If she got pregnant, she'd look like a backwards camel.

Let's go to the primaries for a little democratic foreplay.

The sharks are putting real money on the line, it makes sense for them to fully vet the entrepreneurs.

You can always add ### to the beginning of a line to make it really bold.

Example:

FUCK YEAH.

Edit: ^{Now everyone is yelling What have I done?}

Edit2: While you are all yelling at me, add some lines, why not.
"***","---","___":

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"===":

**BONUS**

Fun	With	Tables
A	B	C

Fun|With|Tables

:---|:--:|---:

A|B|C