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Wrong, Jeremy Clarkson is actually a piece of performance art. The artist (who's real name is Tarquinius Farquah) created Clarkson on the wake of the Cold War to represent the mindless jingoism the state had nurtured in the popular consciousness.

The artist himself is a vegan activist who owns a successful chain of kitten, puppy and pony sanctuaries up and down the UK.

And so began the fuck tonne wars.

Now I'm totally lost. If it's not fracking that's that's making people's water supplies flammable, then what is the cause?

Wrong, Jeremy Clarkson is actually a piece of performance art. The artist (who's real name is Tarquinius Farquah) created Clarkson on the wake of the Cold War to represent the mindless jingoism the state had nurtured in the popular consciousness.

The artist himself is a vegan activist who owns a successful chain of kitten, puppy and pony sanctuaries up and down the UK.