NapoleonThrownaparte

"I didn't have gumption when all I did was Gump shun."

He shouldn't do any of this.

There's a line in Hose Chung's From Outer Space: "Her hair was red, but a little too red, y'know?"

I watched a lot of X-Files back then...

Hello Mr Simpson, I read and enjoyed "Tales From A Traveller's Life" from a hospital bed. It made me wonder, how does somebody with such an interesting and willingly unrelenting lifestyle transition to retirement? Are you looking forward to some tranquillity or do you intend to always engage the wider world to some degree?

Hotmail is impressively good now it's turned into Outlook. Loads faster than Gmail too.

Parties like roomfuls of naked women? I feel like I'm about to be sold another unattainable fantasy.