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Mr. Offerman -- I am a very clumsy man who wants to get into some sort of craft, like woodworking. What can I use that will reduce the likelihood of me chopping off a finger?

Ron, what do I do if my representative flat out ignores constituent calls? He's been known to do so (Pat Toomey), and there's about nothing I can do about it.

How are you doing today, Alex?

IANAL. But...if it's never explicitly stated that it's a team effort (as opposed to looking at pronoun usage) then probably not. You wouldn't sue the queen of England for using the royal "we."

Alternatively, "we" could refer to the company and not OP, who just happens to be the only employee.

Hi Jake, been a fan of yours since watching your TED talk when you played Bohemian Rhapsody. It was absolutely stunning and I've been trying to learn it ever since. How did you come up with the idea to make the arrangement, and was any part particularly difficult?