NoBruh

Is it true that cities base how bad a storm is on if a waffle house is still open?

/u/onlypatman, I'm kinda high, so if you were me, what would I ask you?

My sister used to wear the Chuck suit, and she got fired because she kicked a kid who kept pulling her arm

"But... But sir, he's dead. He died hundreds of years ago... What? What do you mean have his 'essence' paint the room?"

Have you ever heard of Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld? (They are also comedians who use tinder.)