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They do, actually. I make a pretty penny. The guys all tip well. They'll slap me a five and say "thank for the ride bro!" and wander off. The girls don't tip at all usually. They just give me a "thanks ;)".

I've thought about it, but I would immediately become corrupt and sell the film to a reality TV show.

What I do inside the privacy of other people is my business.

I'm Canadian. Lots prompted me to do it. Money, obviously. Also public service. I've wanted to be a public servant my whole life, following my dad and the career he made out of it, and what better public service is there than getting drunks home safely at the end of the night? It's incredibly rewarding.

Also, chicks dig it. And that's the real reason. I am incapable of true altruism.

I have lots. But one that sticks out was when a drunk girl took off her shirt and passed out. So I had an unconcious girl in my van who was completely topless and wouldn't wake up. Couldn't stop imagining a cop rolling up at that very second. Took me half an hour to get her to put everything back on. Later, as I picked more people up, she started making out with a guy in the back seat, and took her top off again. Lots of people saw her tits that night.

It was a good night. Especially because later I had witnesses to say that she gets topless of her own volition...