PROFESSIONAL_FART

You mean... like a sexy scientist with a nose for crime?

Was it a marijuana? I bet it was a marijuana.

I've got a hypothetical scenario here Mr. Luda. Would you rather eat campbells condensed tomato soup with water instead of milk or a hot pocket that's still a little lukewarm in the middle because the microwave you're using is getting old and needs to be replaced?

I'm asking for a friend who might be hungry and debating his options..

Edit: Okay guys, there was no friend. The meal was for me the whole time, muhahahaha! Ludacris picked out my dinner for the night, can't beat that!

I tried to get the ones that were as honest to the actual hoes I had in those area codes as possible.

This is such a ludicrous answer. This is now my new favorite AMA.

FartPoopRobot_PhD.. I feel like we should collaborate on a research paper one of these days.