PWNbear

I FUCKING HATE BEING TICKLED AND NO I DON'T CARE IF IT "LOOKS" LIKE I'M ENJOYING IT! I'M NOT!

I will straight punch you in the throat for this. I don't care if you misunderstood the word No.

Edit: after reading so many stories about family who can't seem to comprehend the abuse of the panic reaction and violation of consent, I would like to encourage everyone to use the following phase as a sort of safeword of they don't stop at 'No'

"I'm going to fucking burn your house down while you sleep tonight."

That should get their attention. If they STILL don't stop, well... burn that fucker down. I guarantee the jury will side with you.

Do you know anything about the significance of the numbers 10 & 92?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_(number)

The "order of magnitudes" comes in 10s like decimal or decade and to reduce something by one-tenth is to "decimate" because in ancient Rome, the killing of one in ten soldiers in a cohort was the punishment for cowardice or mutiny; or, one-tenth of the able-bodied men in a village as a form of retribution, thus causing a labor shortage and threat of starvation in agrarian societies.

10 is a pretty bad ass number in way to many ways to list here.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/92_(number)

I'll admit that I didn't expect 92 to be cool, figured you'd have to break it down into 90s and 2 bit it turns out there are actually some really neat 92 numbers.

The #92 object in the New General Catalogue, NGC 92, is a magnitude 13.1 peculiar spiral galaxy in the PHOENIX constellation... In other words, that's the Rocket science version of "rebirth" - neat. Imagine wings and flames... THIS GUY IS SCORCHING HOT!

Or if that style doesn't inspire you - In the Messier system, object M92 is a magnitude 7.5 globular cluster in the constellation HERCULES. Imagine some herculean guns of Steele on your guns of Steele! KAPOW!

Oh wait wait wait... What is this? Is this badass-muthafucka taking his guns of Steele TO A WHOLE 'NUTHA MUTHA FUCKA LEVEL!?!?

Imagine that BARRETTA 92s on yo barretta 92s if you know what I'm sayin'!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beretta_92

"Perhaps the Model 92's two most important advanced design features - DIRECT FEED, that is, there was no feed ramp between the magazine and the chamber (a Beretta innovation in pistols), and the magazine was a "DOUBLE-STACKED" high capacity design"

aw shit dawg, that's low down and dirty as a mutha fucka... How you gonna DIRECT FEED someone a DOUBLE STACKED Barretta?

SOMEONE GET THIS MOTHA FUCKA A CONCEALED WEAPONS LICENSE FOR HIS SHIRT SLEEVES BECAUSE HE CAN'T JUST BE PACKIN' HEAT LIKE THAT LIKE NOTHIN'S HAPPENIN' DAWG

All jokes aside - you don't even need to try to keep it real with #92

"The code for international direct dial phone calls to Pakistan."

^ that's as "real" as real gets...

Why do nerds hate bbt? My neurologists have me watch it so I can relearn social pragmatic skills after my traumatic brain injury (2003 jeep wreck). Social pragmatics is a profoundly sensitive subject but learning it is a necessary evil for TBIs and nerds alike.

I love you, full homo

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumothorax