Peter King

QB: Corgi. Thoughtful. WR: Greyhound. Well, of course. TE: Pitbull. Tough but agile. OL: Newfoundlands. Big horses. Pass-rusher: Golden retriever. Dying to get the ball.

I get 20 predictions a year horribly wrong. Hard to keep track of them all. I picked the Browns to get to the Super Bowl one year. Is that bad enough for you?

How do those two things bother you? I said in 2010 that getting Hernandez at 113 was good value. Going at 113 means he was a flawed player, and that flaw showed up three years later.

Well, when they pay me to write about Peet's Major Dickason's Blend, maybe I'll change my focus.

Childhood issues I never got over, I guess.

An excellent idea. I like it a lot. I will consider that, and we'll discuss at a story meeting soon. Thank you.

Deadspin, all the time. SKS, used to. Too depressing.

Love the question. E.

No. But I understand the comparisons. Bill covers all sports and pop culture. We cover football.

I don't know what that means. I would if I could.