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That response would absolutely get me roaring with laughter. Very nice.

OP - thank you! I've had two questions in the back of my mind for a while about this.

1) If I suddenly find I am being SWATed, what should do to end things as quickly and peacefully as possible?

2) if someone is pounding on my door saying, "Police, OPEN UP!" can I reply, "I will fully comply after you show me a badge and ID*." Is that something a citizen is allowed to do, both legally and in the real world? Anyone can wield a gun saying, "I'm a police officer."

[*If that's not the right phrase to get an officer to identify themselves, what is?]

The saying itself is (and I paraphrase) "When you have the tiger by the tail, all you can do is hold on."

Google 'tiger by the tail' for more.

This is TJ... I thought I was on vacation today?

Guys..?

Coolest thing is getting called on my phone from space driving home

Yep, that's awesome.