PressedRat

Is that your job?

This is the greatest day of my life

Really??? Everyone is really just accepting this as real? Ok, I guess I'll play along. Did she ever call you daddy in bed?

Her mother was a scientologist, so she was born into the "church"

How many cars have you cut off on your journey? Judging from the cyclists I usually see, I would estimate the number at around a million based on the number of miles you have traveled.