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ProtonDeathRay74 karma

I had to put down my Lucky Charms to write this so it's SERIOUS!

Befriend wife while he's at work, flirt and propose a threesome

THEN when the lights are out and you two go into the bedroom to greet him, flip the light switch on and let him see it's YOU.

The look on his face would be PRICELESS!!!!!

ProtonDeathRay13 karma

I took Fireicet once for my migraines and felt the HANDS OF JESUS massaging my shoulders, my confidence boost and the ultimate sense of well-being.

I stopped at that one dose. :(

ProtonDeathRay5 karma

Yes! I actually prefer pre-Ninja and I'll certainly like post-Ninja. The persona definitely served its place but change is what is about.

ProtonDeathRay3 karma

How do you conceal yourself in your car when you are taping? Surely you don't point a camera through your window....or do you?

ProtonDeathRay3 karma

I also read that doing the chest compressions continually until someone can take over immediately is important too.

I tell my friends this: hey dude, if I need CPR, just do the compressions and don't stop, even if I'm dead, til the EMTs arrive.