RKKatic

Unofficial Military Checkpoint Security protocol: You get two Sirs:

"Sir, please calm down, we are trying to assist you."

"Sir! There is no need for loud language or threatening gestures, calm down now or we will be forced to detain you!"

..And then a Motherfucker.

"Motherfucker what did I just say!?" (Force used)

"Two Sirs and a Motherfucker" rule in play?

Ah, well, good then, that's how we shorthanded it. There's some fancy name for criminology majors, something akin to "response elevation protocol" or some such thing. "Two Sirs & a Motherfucker" was always easier to remember though, and easier to explain.