Random_Tangent

Do you need an assistant beverage director? I'm very good at drinking. I rarely miss my mouth these days.

I doubt 76% of voters could correctly identify both presidential candidates by name, let alone their running mates.

Redditor since... tomorrow? Wait, what?

You wanna talk binding, try shooting in the desert for a week in a metal bikini. Sheeeesh!

Obviously the mailman has a thick black unibrow.