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But, but... not Gaston right? He's a real man's man. Like the time he asked me to feel his biceps, or when we had a contest to see who's butt was firmer.

Wait a second...

I have a 10 year old son who would like to spend his entire life being you. Can I apprentice him like they used to do in the old days? To sweeten the deal, he'd also wash your car.

If the Russians are up for it, I'm sure Pam would give it a go.

That was the best advice for Brazillian waxing I've ever heard.

What was camping with Gary Larson like? I remember it being mentioned as a highlight in one of his books, and it happening after he mentioned you in one of his comics.