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RickSHAW_Tom989 karma

"Tried calling 911 but the line was busy."

What...the...fuck...

RickSHAW_Tom337 karma

Male model here.

You suck it up and deal, and try not to approach any of the ladies from the class at a party, because they already know what you've got. Also, I'm a quarter asian, so I prefer the cold rooms, because at least then I have an excuse.

RickSHAW_Tom270 karma

::bite:: "wow, that's some...interesting cultural differences we have. You must really be a strong people." You're a brave man.

RickSHAW_Tom228 karma

I don't. Even when they had me also posing with a female, just as nude and fairly attractive. I guess the little guy has stage fright. Hell, one time I had to be nude in a play, and the scene was supposed to be masturbating. The director wanted my 'standing ovation' but it just wouldn't happen. Eventually, we moved my laptop to my lap to block the audience view.

RickSHAW_Tom136 karma

Dyre wolf of Wall street?