Rommel79

If you got pregnant would you wear a shirt that said "Womb for one more?"

SLC PUNK SPOILER ALERT

I loved SLC Punk. I hadn't watched it until recently, but the part where Bob dies actually got to me.

I'm glad to hear you're directing, but I wish you were in more movies. I think you're a funny guy.

"Crashes his car into your house." Why does this sound like an awesome euphamism for sex?

"Her? Yeah, I crashed my car into her house. Thankfully I had airbags deployed."

In Texas we had a place whose motto was something like "Texas's wurst sausage." They had to change it because people are stupid.

Now he egrets it.