RufusMcCoot

Lol forgot you were helping and was like "who is this fucking fan?"

Female owners of male iguanas have a harder time keeping the iguana from wanting to mate with house guests than males who own male iguanas? Am I reading this right?

I know that you just learned this joke today. Are you planning on going through life passing someone else's work as your own?

Dad, this is absolutely awesome by the way.

I can call Obama a rapist. That's pretty neat honestly.

Edit: Forgot about slander. Obama's not a rapist to my knowledge. Still neat that the same laws apply to my ability to say it about him as a random dude on the street though.

I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous.