Sasasquatch

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Dirty Jobs is partly why I became a plumber. Thought you'd like to know that.

Hopefully its not that they forgot where their firearm is, but simply are used to having it with them all the time so didn't think of removing it.

Hey John! What's you favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's Ice cream? And if for some god forsaken reason you don't eat ice cream. ಠ_ಠ

What is your favorite pie?

Midland?