Scarker

There was no magic in the bedroom that night.

Magic. Got it.

After reading this thread, I've realized this guy may need Reddit to make all his decisions for him. Going to the hospital when he hasn't shit in a month, how to weigh himself efficiently, he may be the human Choose Your Own Adventure.

What was your first reaction upon reading her post about you?

Scumbag stereotypes: Tell me not to play Magic: The Gathering or you'll repel chicks. Guy who does professionally has a line-up of them.