SetYourGoals

I'm the user who posted it. So, thanks for the karma!

It had a few thousand views yesterday when I started sending it to all my friends, now it's on The Hollywood Reporter. I'm kind of shocked something that I enjoy so much can get so much attention. Gives me a little bit of faith in the internet.

YOU CAN'T WIGGLE OUT OF THIS ONE.

SUN OR LIONS GODDAMNIT?!

My one minor moment of minor reddit fame, attributed to a ghost.

Such is life.

Hahaha he'd probably rather answer a question about murdering babies.

Are you a comedy scientist?