Sickballs

Jesus, man. That must have been absolutely terrifying. Gives me chills just thinking about it. I mean, who knows where that cat turd could have come from?

Hey everybody! I don't know why Mr. Knox is being so modest about sharing clear info about his product but I've been using my "date while you wait" for a couple weeks now and I'll give you my review: First off it took a long time for me to receive it after I ordered. Free shipping would be a nice gesture, but I understand how difficult this might be considering the size of "date while you wait". I actually sent mine back to get a different size (medium) which was absolutely perfect. In terms of user-friendliness I'd rate "date while you wait" an 8 out of 10. Those of us in the movement have been asking for a touchscreen interface for a while now so I hope Mr. Knox will consider it for future versions. For first-time users I'd recommend setting the day selector to "Monday" regardless of what day it is when you start. Also, the saddle takes a while to get used to so you might want to use something like a throw pillow on top of it -- but try to do without extra padding as soon as you can in order to get the full experience. Lastly, if you do opt for the water cooled version you might want to consider adding die or food coloring to the water to get it to look more flesh colored. Oh, a quick question for other date while you waiters: how long do you leave yours on for? should I be turning it off when I go to sleep?