Solastor

Holy shit. I read of the OP as Chuck Tingle without clicking on the links and I thought it was all a Tingle Style goof to kick off his AMA.

Really hit the nail on the head there. It's sad, but true.

Totally read balaclava as baklava. I got excited, then confused, then the world opened my eyes.

Note: Ship your next game with baklava.