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This is possibly the most amazing and mysterious comparison to a real person ever. I'm now going to watch every episode of Invader ZIM again.

As an aside: In the oddest and weirdest of ways you had a huge impact on my humor growing up, you just nailed the spirit of GIR so perfectly. I'm excited to check out the new things you've done! Thank you!

Yessir! I've got blue eyes and my eye doctors have told me if I walk around in the sun without UV protection glasses I'm basically going blind very slowly. Plus side is I can see in the dark in a few seconds while most brown eyed people still see darkness.

Brown eyes are probably the most evolutionary advantageous.

Yes, thats literally what it is.

If it's with a machine, the machine will always have evidence of some kind of tampering when hacked.

No. This is exactly the opposite of accurate. With a machine, there is literally no evidence anything happened. You dont understand any of this. Please read more and write less about this.

 co-par·ent

/kōˈperənt/

verb

(especially of a separated or unmarried couple) share the duties of parenting (a child).