Squalor-

How much would it cost to hire you to do all of my stunts?

I live a very dangerous life on the Internet.

Everyone should be watching Master of None.

They’re still dealing with that one, though.

We should probably talk about this in a private message, but would you be willing to, uh, "take care" of a troublesome "rat" for me?

The "rat repellent" you're holding in that photo should do the trick.

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?