StoryGopher

Keep your stick on the ice.

It doesn't seem problematic until you realize in order for the suspenders to stay on you have to get the goat to also wear pants.

Are you kidding me? I'd lord it over everyone that I knew and they didn't.
They'd be all like "Hey story. What was that racist joke that Erika told to get a job at PennyArcade?" and I'd be like "Bitch, I ain't tellin nobody nothin'" and they'd be like "What race did it offend?" and I'd be like, "All of them." and they'd be like "How bad was it?" and I'd be like "If there was a medical disclaimer on the joke it would say caution; makes ears bleed of racism, then rubs salt in your racist wounds." and they'd be like "Aw man it can't be that bad" and I'd be like, "If you laugh after hearing that joke you automatically get arrested for hate crimes" and they'd be like, "did you laugh?" and I'd be like, "My arraignment is next Tuesday."

May not be a pompetous word but its certaintly a perfectly cromulent one.

Fucking thank you. My dad's from a little town in Newfoundland and they don't hunt baby seals they hunt adult seals and then they eat them. They aren't evil nor do they revel in the pain of weaker beings they just utilise all of their food sources. They've all always been dirt poor and they still barter with each other to keep a full pantry.