Glenn Howerton

Get

Laid

Every

Nineteen

Nanoseconds

Probably right at "engage physically."

I saw his actual asshole that day.

It's impossible for me to get fat. I'm too chiseled.

We dated for a while. She's a great gal.

Breaking Bad. To me it is the ultimate drama. Regular guy gets caught up in something he has no business being involved in only to flip the script and become his true self: the most ruthless motherfucker in the world.

Uh oh.

Dennis is a great outlet for my really weird sense of humor.

Too close

Well, the 'Ahhhhhh' part was kind of a riff on Queen's Flash Gordon theme song. And I had recently been playing a few live shows with my friend Sam Witwer's band The Crashtones, and we opened every show with the Flash Gordon theme song, so it was fresh in my head.

Originally, the Dayman Nightman thing was just one really silly joke in an episode that we never in a million years thought would be that interesting to people. And then it just took off.