SuperFat_Jellyfish

Ok complete ignorance of those things here. IF they're not suppose to do sexual things, what are these booths' intended purpose??

hostel=/= hotel, I really doubt he has a uniform....

So. You're an actual Innkeeper?
I assume you are portuguese, do you have latent passion for masonry? Did you do any construction work before that? Btw I gotta say that proof: not sure how it proves you work in an hostel.

pretty sure I was thinking Alfama, that rings a bell.

I am starting to think that food is the one thing that could make me want to travel the most.

eh with that ringbell ofc you'll get drunk dudes ;p Could you be in that neighbourghood up the hill that can't be accessed by car and has lots of small streets with old women looking out their window? Some guide/local (not sure) said the best place was that tiny pastry there. I would say weird mistake since I never went to Spain but I suppose it's my own language that confused me. I'll try fixing my memory (walks out saying batatas which sounds very funny)