SuperNixon

Are you paid by wild turkey? I went through your comment history and they're literally all promoting wild turkey.

Have you talked to Bruce Willis as an official mascot? Also, if you accidentally change an orbit and send one at earth he is the guy to call.

But people on Reddit generally comment on a wider variety of topics other than how much they like a single brand of a product.

Source: redditor

How big of a bomb would Bruce Willis have needed to blow up that metor?

and you call yourself a therapist...

if i was a millionaire i would buy you one.